bygodstillam:

basinke:

that-is-not-milk:

charlesoberonn:

pyromania2014:

handoverthehands:

lovemedonlothario:

ethnostates:

charlesoberonn:

prussianmaple:

nacho-lucky-day-buddy:

fantasticfables:

fantasticfables:

nacho-lucky-day-buddy:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

What if there was an apocalypse but some people were really really in denial and optimistic and thinking everything will be back to normal soon?

Like they’d be foraging through the ruins of New York for supplies, shooting raiders in the face and saying “Man, this recession is really bad, huh?”

Umm….

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

this post, plus that satire one about the increasingly ridiculous callout culture that slowly became more and more accurate

this one

was anything going on in 2017??? did everyone randomly have prophetic visions????????

Another one from 2017 by @nullsynth

the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls

turns out we had the 2020 vision after all

“the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls” is actually a really fucking metal quote and i will be using it in the future

@handoverthehands it’s from Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel. Referenced as well in Spirit of the Radio by Rush and again in Disturbed’s cover of the original.

And that in itself was a reference to the Book of Daniel from the bible, when the words of the prophet were written on the Babylonian palace walls.

In the real world, it’s not the kings and people in power who see the signs of doom, but the poor people in the subway, helpless to stop it.

what happened on this post

EVERYTHING

Y'all remember 2017 was the first year of President Trump, right?

We didn’t know how bad it would be, but we could see the imminent breakdown of society looming before us.

fuckyeahasexual:

I saw this chart and I thought it might help people navigate what activities they felt safe to do or not go.

optimusprimesmassivetrucktits:

optimusprimesmassivetrucktits:

no smart appliances in this house. absolute fucking moron appliances only. my toaster is there to make bread hot not to tweet what time I ate breakfast or whatever the fuck

don’t need my goddamn microwave to snitch to the nsa

bpdmemes:

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

viinnttaaggee:

Just found out sleeping does not erase all my problems. Shocked and upset

corvidjuice:

sometimes you’ve just gotta leave shells and feathers for the lady of the lake and sing her a song so melancholy and tender that the birds can’t help but echo the song till nightfall

cognitohazardous:

dont stop fighting. not yet.

nellbailey:

he DOES run out of batteries!